Chapter 764: The Nation's Boyfriend

A week had passed, and it went by very silently...too silently if you asked June. However, he might just be used to the chaos that surrounded him throughout his life. Now that Lin Zhi was dead, he was preparing himself for the worst. However, it seemed like Laohu still hadn't struck. With that, June decided to enjoy his peace, since he knew that it was temporary. "CASPER'S CONVULSING!" Akira's voice rang through the walls of the house, causing June's smile to fall. "Oh my gosh! He really is malfunctioning! Let's call 911!" Sehun exclaimed. Then, loud laughter cut through the noise, making June's frown deepen. "Jisung is having a breakdown, too. I don't know what to do anymore," Jaeyong said, almost in distress. "I'm as handsome as him, right?" Zeth asked amidst all the chaos. "Right, guys? Please give me some validation!" June covered his ears with his pillows, but it was no use. He could still hear the sound of his members' voices despite his soundproof walls.

Azure really needed to invest in a better home for them! With the unrelenting noise, June finally stood from his bed, appearing annoyed. "Well, it seems like I have spoken too soon," he muttered. It actually wasn't peaceful at all! June left his room and was met with a messy situation. Casper looked dead on the ground while Akira tried to perform CPR on him. Meanwhile, Jisung was giggling to himself in the corner of the room. "We're so handsome," he said while giggling. On the other hand, Ren laughed at a crying Zeth, who was staring intently at his phone. Sehun and Jaeyong became the mediator of it all. However, it didn't seem like they were helping at all. "What are you guys doing?" June asked, his voice breaking through the chaos. Like his presence was some kind of magical antidote, Casper was brought back to life. "Oh, dang," Akira said. "I feel like Casper will outlive us all as long as he could feel June." June sighed as he looked at all of them. "It's so early in the morning," he remarked. "You guys are going to be the death of me." "Nuh-uh!" Akira exclaimed. "You're going to be the cause of death of other people. How can you look that good for a toilet cleaner shoot?" June tilted his head to the side in confusion. "What the heck?" he muttered. "It's out already?" "Yes," Jaeyong smiled. "And people are going crazy over it." "Jisung has been acting giddy since morning, saying that the two of you looked good together," Sehun sighed. "Meanwhile, Zeth has been going crazy—claiming that you look too handsome to have come from a human's vagina. He is claiming that you are an alien who came from the heavens and is now in denial," Jaeyong added. June shook his head. "And this guy?" he asked, gesturing to Casper. "He hasn't spoken nor moved since he saw the photo posted by Juan." June frowned. "What photo?" he asked. Ren smirked as he turned to June for a second. "See for yourself!" he said. June clicked his tongue before going to Navel. Indeed, he saw that his name was trending worldwide.

The first thing he saw was the for Sanipoo itself. It was a photo of their toilet cleaner with June's and Jisung's face all plastered over it. Their contrasting visuals were very pleasing to the eye, and they made the plastic bottle of the toilet cleaner appear like a luxury item. Moreover, June and Jisung picked their signature scents, which were going to be used for the scent of the cleaner itself.

They also revealed that a photocard would be given to 1,000 random buyers, increasing its engagement even more. "How did they even produce this so fast?" June asked. Akira chuckled. "Well, it looks like anything can happen with the power of handsome men!" June shook his head and went through the comments. - Great! Now, every time I poop, I can think of June and Jisung. - Watch me use this on my blankets instead. It would feel like a nice, warm hug from them. - My parents failed. I should have been born as a toilet cleaner bottle. - Now, my mom can't say that I'm spending her money on stupid shit. I'm spending it on toilet cleaner, Mom!

- Is this why all of the Sanipoos are out of stock? - Please, just let me have one Sanipoo. You can have my photocard if I get one, but please! This brand is the only one I use. - I can't believe we've sold out a toilet cleaner. - My shit always smells like a nuclear explosion. This is the only thing that eradicates the scent. Please let me have one too. - Is it already sold out? The collaboration was only released this morning!

- Others: begging for one bottle. Me: sitting with fifty bottles of Sanipoo in my room. - Girlies, the limited edition bottles aren't even out yet. Ya'll are just buying the regular Sanipoo. June shook his head, a little bit amused. A small smile appeared on his face as he scrolled through the posts. However, he suddenly saw a photo of him kissing Casper on the cheeks. "What the fuck?" he exclaimed. However, it didn't get better than that. As he scrolled further, he saw that he had almost kissed everyone on the cheek!

Even fans bravely showed their faces just so they could reveal that June had kissed them. With one more scroll, June finally saw the culprit. It was Juan, the photographer and creative director of the entire shoot. "Sanipoo? More like Sanikiss," June read out loud. The sane members laughed out loud when June finally saw the reason why he was trending. Juan posted one of the photos in which June appeared to be kissing the toilet cleaner bottle. However, Juan had edited out the bottle and only posted June in the kissing pose. Aside from that, he also posted some exclusive pictures that Sanipoo didn't post, creating a delusion among fans and non-fans alike. "Congratulations, bro!" Akira said, leaving Jisung to wrap one arm around June's shoulder. "You've just become the Nation's Boyfriend!"