Chapter 717: How to get to the fourth base? Talking about life with Kirito
Chapter 717: Chapter 717: How to get to the fourth base? Talking about life with Kirito
Chapter 717: How to get to the fourth base? Talking about life with Kirito
"I see . . . "
Kirito nodded with a rather serious look . Inside the living room, Silica, Shion, and Yui were having a blast playing with each other . Meanwhile, Asuna led Liz and Sachi into the kitchen to prepare dinner .
"That does sound very suspicious . . . "
Kirito frowned as he turned his attention on Yui . He continued with a stressed look .
"There are no indicators on her, she also lacks the tell-tale signs of a player, is this really just a bug of the system?"
"I don't know . . . "
Wu Yan pursed his lips . He stayed mum after explaining about Yui's appearance, how she became his daughter, and her present circumstances . As for Yui's true identity, he decided that it isn't the time for the reveal yet .
with Kirito's cautious attitude, Yui's true identity would only arouse suspicion . He might think that Yui is a product made by Kayaba Akihiko to get close to them .
Wu Yan is also the strongest player in SAO, he pretty much soloed any floor boss he can get his hands on . It's easy to imagine Kayaba Akihiko making an advanced AI just to keep tabs on Wu Yan from a closer perspective . Had Wu Yan not been privy to the original work, he would have suspected Yui's timely appearance as well .
"What are you going to do?"
Kirito placed his hands behind his head as he addressed Wu Yan .
"Are you going to babysit Yui until you clear the game?"
"Well, I am cool with clearing the game at my own pace but . . . "
Wu Yan shrugged .
"Asuna is very worried about Yui's condition, she was going on and on about what if Yui had family members with her, what if she's a lost child and her kin are worried sick about her, etc . . . "
"She's got a point . . . "
Kirito nodded .
"Do you need my help?"
"Hmm . . . "
Wu Yan turned around as he leaned against a wooden wall near him .
"Can you recommend a very competent information broker? Maybe we can get her to dig around for Yui's background . . . "
Wu Yan said even as he highly doubted anyone in this game would be able to find out anything on Yui's identity . At this point, it's more about providence than skills . He did this so he can somewhat calm Asuna down .
"I can do that . . . "
Kirito opened his interface and he fired off a private message .
"But, don't say I didn't warn you, she charges a really hefty price for her service, get ready to get butchered . . . "
Wu Yan's expression collapsed .
"The wedding did a number on my finances . With two members in my household who are rather picky with what they eat, I am not surprised if my wallet starts emitting red alert noises . Come on, man, do me a solid and hook me up with a discount or something . . . "
"Stop, with your ability, earning money shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Kirito said with a cheeky grin on his face . Then, he sighed .
"If only Liz can obtain half of Asuna's culinary mastery, I will break my back gathering materials if she can only produce some edible dishes . Maybe it's because she's so used to working with metal, it's like she traded culinary mastery for mastery over forging, I kid you not she just can't cook . "
"And, honestly, it's a nightmare for me . . . "
Kirito's shoulder slumped down, the shadows around his eyes reinforced the truth of his words .
Wu Yan chuckled .
"Is Liz that bad at cooking?"
"I may have exaggerated a little bit . . . "
Kirito scratched the back of his head .
"She never trained her cooking skill so she needed to start from scratch . Her food tastes a little better than the black bread at the start of this game . "
"Oh? Is that so?"
Wu Yan narrowed his eyes . He locked Kirito down with an arm around his shoulders .
"Come on, be honest, you two are living together aren't ya?"
Kirito's expression turned stiff
"We started living together soon after you two got married . She probably got influenced by Asuna, she's probably not satisfied with just being a couple hence . . . "
"She started getting pushier on increasing intimacy? . . . "
Wu Yan judged Kirito .
"Boy, you got to man up a bit, you know? I mean, you've been going out with Liz for an entire year . Other couples already reached all the intimacy milestones if you know what I mean . . . "
Kirito snapped .
"Don't lump me in with someone pulling off a sudden wedding like you . You didn't even have the courage to confess one week ago . Now, you've got a daughter!"
Wu Yan choked on his words .
"Okay, jeez . . . "
Wu Yan let go of Kirito . However, he didn't stop teasing Kirito .
"When are you going to tie the knot with Liz? You can't keep going like this, right?"
"That's a little bit too soon, isn't it? . . . "
Kirito turned his head the other way with a blush . He stuttered .
"I mean, we can keep going out without marriage . . . "
"Oh, boy, you should be glad Liz didn't hear you . Sleeping on the floor would be a light punishment for what you just said . . . "
"Huh? What is up with your imagination? Liz and I sleep in different rooms!"
"No fricking way . . . "
Wu Yan gasped .
"You . . . a healthy young man, sleeping in the house of the love of your life, and you haven't pushed Liz down on her bed?"
"Pu-pu-push?!"
Kirito shoved Wu Yan away . His expression was a mix of fluster and panic .
"Of course not! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"Judging from your reaction . . . "
Wu Yan's lips started twitching .
"Don't tell me you never considered that scenario?"
"Of course not!"
Kirito raised his voice .
"I am seventeen, I am underage! I am slightly younger than Asuna, why would I think about stuff like that?!"
Wu Yan's expression morphed into 囧 . He forgot about Kirito's identity as a pure and innocent seventeen-year-old . Indeed, it's much too early for Kirito to go to a pant's off-dance-off .
This is how even after marriage in the original work, Kirito never consummated his relationship even when his wife gave him the green light .
"Kirito . . . "
Wu Yan said with a frustrated tone .
"It's time you start maturing . . . "
"Wh-what are you talking about?"
Kirito's eyebrows kept jolting . He can barely keep his cool when he continued with an uncertain tone .
"Are you telling me to . . . "
"Yes!"
Wu Yan stopped him by saying some rather outrageous stuff .
"Tonight! Your mission is to get laid with Liz!"
Kirito's face turned red, black, white, green, and a bunch of other colors . It was amusing, to say the least .
"Don't tell me you're too chicken for it?"
Wu Yan dared Kirito with his eyes . He chortled .
"I mean, if you're too afraid, it probably has something to do with your johnny's impot . . . "
"You're the one with issues!"
Kirito roared . He calmed down soon as he looked around furtively . He posted his question in a quiet whisper .
"Hey, Yan, don't tell me you and Asuna already . . . "
"Exactly . . . "
Wu Yan didn't hide, he sounded rather proud .
"She's a nubile fairy, no male on earth can resist his bestial desire when he goes to bed with a beauty such as Asuna . . . "
Wu Yan stopped as he threw a sarcastic look at Wu Yan .
"Oops, I spoke too soon . . . "
Kirito awkwardly laughed as his shoulders drooped down .
"I feel like a failure . . . "
"But . . . "
Kirito turned his attitude around .
"With Asuna as your partner and Yui as your cute daughter . If it were me, I would be too busy cherishing my time with them to do anything else . . . "
Wu Yan spotted a weird look . He placed his hands on Kirito's shoulders and he formally declared .
"Kirito!"
"Wh-what?"
"I will treat you better from now on!"
"What the heck is wrong with you?"
"Hey, you two bozos, whatchu up to?"
Liz's voice boomed from the kitchen .
"We are done with the food . Get your butts in here!"
Wu Yan and Kirito exchanged a look . They smiled at each other as they started making their way towards the kitchen .
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