Chapter 693: Pangu's Oversight, Nian's Rampaging
Chapter 693 - Pangu's Oversight, Nian's Rampaging
After Miaomiao's sex scandal was exposed, the jealous wives stopped cultivating and stormed the radar tower. Once again, Miaomiao didn't get to have enough free time to cultivate and ended up pleasing his needy wives.
However, by doing so, his Yin-Yang balance stabilized. He naturally absorbed Yin-Type elements and Connate Qi from the women, which ended up strengthening his dantian and foundation.
While Miaomiao got to enjoy himself, the other side of the realms got more chaotic.
...
"NYAAAAAAN!!"
Hiiro managed to draw the attention of Nian as planned. However, the monster got too excited and chased the protagonist like a rabid dog.
"Tsk!"
Hiiro jumped into the Player Realm.
As soon as he got into the realm of players, he discovered a dozen similar MRL turrets, which he had seen in Miaomiao's headquarters world.
The turrets pointed at Hiiro. Fortunately, they didn't fire at him because of his status as a fellow player from Divine Theocracy Earth.
But a few players recognized Hiiro. After all, the protagonist had been PKing and stopping their expedition forces.
"It's the traitor! Kill him. Launch the nukes!"
Hiiro had no choice. He tossed the massive chunk of catnip ore to the sky, aiming at the center of the plane.
WHOOSH
The three-eye black cat entered the realm. He turned to Hiiro, but he immediately looked up as he noticed the smell of the delicious juicy catnip rock.
Seeing the cat monster, Hiiro kicked the ground and left the world. Meanwhile, Nian jumped up and ignored the structures, turrets, and the players.
"What is that monster? Kill it!"
12 missile launchers sent out 60 nuclear warheads. Everything hit the cat and created a massive shockwave.
Many players were blown away from the tower because of the force, yet, all buildings took no damage from the blast.
Everybody looked up. Then, they discovered the black cat, who had caught the five-story tall rock with his paws.
BOOM
The cat and the catnip rock landed next to the radar tower of Pan Mei. Several important structures, such as Command Center, Barracks, Sacrificial Altar, and several unique buildings were nearby.
The cat ignored the commotion and began licking the ore as if it was delicious ice cream.
Because of the commotion, Pan Mei and his entourage came out. He widened his eyes and glared at the cat.
"Who let this monster inside?"
A female player stood next to Pan Mei. She was another player with a golden name like Hiiro. Currently, she had put on a myth-grade set black coat and leather armor suit. Her level was also 10,000 as she had used the Sacrificial Altar after Pan Mei had finished using it.
Her customized character was a valiant-looking black hair swordswoman. She, too, used myth-grade dual swords like Hiiro.
Strangely, she looked similar to Pan Mei, but her in-game name was a bit corny.
Princess Pan
The Pan Princess glared at the cat and clicked her tongue.
"What are the frontline doing? Why are they letting a cat here?"
The princess brought out her swords. She leaped from the tower and landed next to Nian. Pan Mei also followed after her, but the other entourage stayed on top of the radar tower.
When they got closer to the cat, they could finally see the monster's level.
Nian, the Calamity Beast, Level 10,000
Both Pan Mei and the princess frowned. They didn't expect a strong monster here so soon.
"Let's go all out."
"Yeah."
Pan Mei and the princess rushed at Nian, who was minding his own business and being intoxicated by the catnip.
As soon as Nian sensed both players' killing intent, he sobered.
"NYAAAAAAAAAN!"
It simply hissed. However, something terrible occurred.
BOOM
The self-proclaimed princess was knocked back by the sudden shockwave and pressure. Her HP instantly dropped to zero, and her character vanished.
Pan Mei also got a direct hit from Nian. Fortunately, he had picked a tank class, and he managed to survive with half HP.
Many executives and core players in the middle of the city also took a direct hit from the massive AOE damage. Their characters disintegrated to ash without realizing what had hit them.
Pylon Towers, Divine Qi Refineries, Command Center, Barracks, and various structures within a radius of 100 kilometers were destroyed!
The radar tower crumbled along with the sacrificial altar!
Just one attack and almost everything vanished!
Fortunately, Nian didn't follow up with another attack. He snorted and turned back to his treasure, the catnip.
When the dust settled, Pan Mei struggled to get up. When he could see everything clearly, Pan Mei noticed that everything was gone.
The core structures were gone. The units in training were canceled and many buildings couldn't be reconstructed again.
The Player Faction already lost in this game!
However, the bloodline of cheaters ran in the family. Pan Mei had another way to preserve the game.
He opened his game options menu and pressed the [Log Out] button!
WHOOSH
Pan Mei's character vanished from the game.
Meanwhile, at the corner of the realm, Sun Crow and Golden Crow Sage stared at the empty field and the cat in shock.
"Are we joining the wrong faction, my lord?" Asked Sun Crow.
"Probably. We should have joined Mao Miaomiao, not the players!"
"T-Then, can we still join them?"
"I-I don't know. B-But let's try."
The two giant birds tried to quietly sneak away and reach the portal to escape.
Unfortunately for them, cats loved birds. Nian spotted the two shining crows, and his three pupils expanded.
"NYAAAAAAAAN!!"
Nian instantly teleported in front of Golden Crow Sage. He mauled them with his paws and destroyed his body and soul in one hit.
The Sun Crow trembled in fear. He kept bowing his head, smashing his beak and head to the ground.
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
Nian turned to the Sun Crow next. He walked closer to the crow.
The cat sniffed him.
Sun Crow sweated profusely. He was on the verge of having a heart attack.
Suddenly, Nian began speaking.
"You, nyan."
"Y-Yes?"
"You, weak, nyan. You, disgusting, nyan."
"..."
"You, toy, dead, nyan!"
"E-Erm, what?"
The Sun Crow couldn't understand Nian's broken English language.
"D-Do you want me to bring you toys?"
"Yes, nyan!"
"Then, what's dead?"
"You failed, you dead, nyan!"
In short, if Sun Crow failed, he would be dead.
The orange feathers of Sun Crow turned white. Although he didn't know what kind of toy the black cat wanted, he rushed out to grab a few human players and brought them to the cat.
Sun Crow quickly rushed to one of Pan Mei's unique buildings. It was a dungeon, which players could explore and kill the monsters inside to gain levels!
However, Sun Crow picked the weakest man and brought it back to the cat.
Nian tilted his head and stared at the confused human. He complained.
"Food, not toy, nyan!"
"S-So, humans are food to you?"
Nian smirked. His tail spat a ball of fire, but the fire transformed into a portrait of a wild man with long hair and a bare chest.
It was the portrait of Pangu!
However, Sun Crow had never met with Pangu. He thought that was an image of a physique cultivator.
Sun Crow suddenly had an idea.
"Is that TOY you need, sir?"
Nian repeatedly nodded.
"T-Then, you've come to the wrong place. T-There are thousands of TOYS on the other side of the portal over there, sir!"
Sun Crow attempted to trick the cat to leave the players' plane.
Unfortunately, it did not work. Nian furrowed his brows.
RUMBLE
Suddenly, an invisible paw pressed down on Sun Crow's body. His soul dantian cracked, and his feathers fell off from his body.
Now, he looked like a plucked bird without feathers! He was as good as a naked chicken!
"GO, TOY, FAIL, DEAD, NYAN!!"
"Y-YES, SIR!!"
Nian let go of the pressure, and Sun Crow flew away while crying.
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Primordial Chaos Realm
Mu-Nyang was dying laughing at the Player's misfortune when Pangu's new creation suddenly attacked the players. Now, the core structures of Pan Mei were razed to the ground with one Great Dao Sage's Ultimate Skill, and the players had no way to recover from this.
Pangu's expression turned ugly. He pulled his hair and was on the verge of going down to the plane and slaughtering the black cat.
"That's what you get for trying to copy me, munya!"
"DAMMIT! THIS IS WHY I HATE CATS!"
Pangu's avatar vanished from the Primordial Chaos Realm. He returned consciousness to his real body on the Divine Theocracy Earth.
Mu-Nyang didn't bother following after Pangu. After all, his brand new vessel had been created, and he would be born soon.
'For now, I'll just hide in that place. There's no need to rush things. Like real chess, you exchange pieces and simplify things when you have a piece advantage. I'll just exchange my pieces and get rid of Hongjun next.'
...
Pangu Universe Incorporate Company's Skyscraper
Pan Mei pushed the game capsule's hatch open and stomped out of the testing area. He stopped and glared at a certain tester's capsule and gritted his teeth.
The owner of the capsule was Pan Mei's wife. She opened the capsule hatch and sat up, furrowing her brows.
Both Pan Mei and the woman had the same face as their in-game character. However, none of them could use their power here.
"We'll report this to my father and the developer teams. If a level 10,000 monster can instantly kill a player with top gears, something is terribly wrong."
[Princess Pan], aka Pan Zhu, was the head of the company's beta testers and debugger. She also noticed the imbalance factors of the game.
"I'm afraid the developer team might not be able to do anything this time."
"Why?"
Pan Zhu pressed the custom console in her capsule and a semi-transparent monitor appeared. The debugging system menu showed the data and the activity log of her dead character.
The creature that killed Pan Zhu was recently created by Pangu, but it was registered as NPC instead of a boss monster.
"NPCs can't be modified. You know what they are."
Pan Mei's face turned dark. He had an idea of what had happened back there.
As the couple had been speculating the cause of the disaster, Pan Xian entered the company's game room. He looked back and forth between Pan Mei and Pan Zhu for a moment and let out a sigh of relief.
"How's your body?"
Pan Mei rested his hands on his hips in frustration, "We're fine. No damage is done to our real bodies. Our synchronization rate is capped at 10%, so nothing can harm us."
"That's good."
"But dad. What the hell is that thing? The debugging menu said you created it."
Pan Xian scratched his head and grumbled. Then, he gestured for the two of them to follow him to his office.
There, Pan Xian revealed everything about the game and the situation between him and Mu-Nyang.
Unfortunately for them, none of them realized that Pan Xian's office was tabbed.
...
Inside a black sedan, a woman in a black suit leisurely leaned against the passenger chair, listening to the wired tab that she had placed under Pan Xian's table.
Next to her, Miao Damao sat on the passenger seat, yawning.
Katerina, aka Miao Damao's wife, bitterly smiled.
"Lord Mu-Nyang should have killed Pan Xian right here and be done with it. Why is the postponing the inevitable?"
Miao Damao shook his head.
"Revenge, Kat."
"What revenge?"
"Remember the previous loop?"