Chapter 47: Boner justice
Ben snorted. 'Too late dude. I don't know her name, but this woman's going to be my wife.'
She leaned off Ben like he was a piece of random furniture. There were stars in her eyes as they traced the hulk's chiseled muscles and facial features. She moved towards him. Ben? Who's that? Guy at the bar? There are lots of guys there. You'd have to be more specific...
Ben's heart fell almost as fast as his boner...
He discovered the misfortune of running into a sect's golden child who coveted beauties...
The man grabbed the blonde's hand and she didn't resist. In fact, she grinned. Then he glanced at Ben and sneered, before pulling the blonde with him to sit on a sofa.
Ben gazed at the man talking with his s.e.xy ex-fiance. He couldn't help reflect on what he lost. 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...Us in a bathroom stall, firing off a load onto her shoulder. I watched her eyes glitter in the dark as I put it in her bottom gate. All those moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain.'
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Then Ben realized something. 'Isn't that...'
'He's Lia's boyfriend!' It was the same huge guy who threatened Ben at Domina, who was dating that s.e.xy promoter Lia. 'Doesn't he already have a beautiful girlfriend? Why does he need to steal my women too?!?'
Ben felt a fire building in his chest. 'So he's cheating with random girls, which isn't my business, but he's even stepping on my head to do it?!?' Ben gnashed his teeth.
At this time, the man told the blonde to call her friends over so they could join his friends. She didn't hesitate to do so.
A minute later, Antonio's mouth hung open. He was bewildered, because out of nowhere, his girl left and was now talking to another man! He walked over to Ben. "What the hell happened?!?"
Ben snarled. "Hulk hands over there just kill-stole us!
Antonio glared at the men. He was also angry, but when he saw the size of those guys...he could only sigh. "We got alpha dogged...It is what it is. Let's just open another set."
Ben shook his head. "No. I must get boner justice..."
Antonio put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "Don't be stupid. Those dudes eat steroids in cereal bowls...I'm pissed too, but there'll be more chicks in the future. Let it go."
Ben met Antonio's eyes. In them, Antonio saw the fury of a village burned down, a family slaughtered...even the dogs and chickens weren't spared...
Ben narrowed his eyes. "I can't let it go. She was the one...the only one...who would let me pork her in a bathroom here..."
He started revengineering a plan.
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Lia's boyfriend was grinding with the blonde when he caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye. Ben was walking by looking at his ass. "Are you trying to grab my ass, homo?"
Ben went wide-eyed. "No, I was just looking at the brand of those jeans. I really like them and want to buy a pair."
The big guy snorted and turned away from him.
Ben exhaled in relief and walked back to the bar. He felt the black perfume bottle in his pocket, or rather the lack of one! It was gone!
When Ben was near the guy, he used a consumable he'd gotten from the system several nights ago.
[Bad Luck Perfume(Consumable, Rare) x1 - Spray this on one person to give them very bad luck for 2 minutes]
He didn't know what would happen, but using it was his best option right now. If it didn't work, then he'd have to go to the backup plan and trick him into eating his own family...
"What happened?" Antonio asked when Ben returned. He watched Ben walk over to the big dude, say a few words, and leave.
'I can't tell him I have a system and used a bad luck item from it...' Ben knitted his brows for a few moments thinking of something to say. "I farted on him."
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Antonio gave an appreciative nod. "Ninja dusted them, not bad..."
Ben nodded in pride. "They're done and dusted."
While they chatted, the guy left his group to answer a phone call. He walked to the venue entrance where it was quieter and picked up the phone.
Ben glared at the guy with intensity. 'You avoided the Perfume once but you can't escape daddy's dragon breath twice...Still, this consumable is only effective for two minutes. So what's going to happen now? Will someone spill a drink on him? Are the girls going to leave? Maybe he'll trip and fall?'
*BOOM!*
A small truck crashed through the wall! It smashed into the guy and sent him flying across the bar! He looked like a crash test dummy!
*Crash!*
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The music stopped.
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A collective gasp ensued.
"IS HE DEAD?!?" Ben shouted.
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He couldn't believe what happened. 'Oh my god, I summoned Truck-kun!'
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Ben knew this could have negative implications. 'I hope he gets reincarnated into a fantasy world with nothing but a Return by Death ability... That way he can sufffer...along with everyone else...
Otherwise, things could get bad! If he reincarnates as a cultivator, he could transcend and come back for revenge!'
A new hero emerges!