Chapter 163: Restrain? Arrange It.

Chapter 163: Restrain? Arrange It.

When Third Aunt gently pushed open the door of the wing room, bringing medicine, she saw Xiao YuAn sitting beside the bed, looking at Yan HeQing, who was sleeping peacefully. Xiao YuAn had a smile on his face, it was like the sun at dawn, and the exquisite breeze of the morning.

In order to get here as soon as possible, Yan HeQing didn't sleep for several days and nights, but in the end, his body couldn't withstand such exhaustion. So at this time, when he finally arrived, he was able to rest and sleep soundly beside a familiar presence. Third Aunt, while holding the medicine bowl in her hand, went forward and patted Xiao YuAn's shoulder, saying in a low voice: "YuAn, why aren't you in bed? Quickly, go to the other bed and lie down. Your own body hasn't fully recuperated yet, how can you be foolishly wandering around?"

Xiao YuAn gestured at her and said: "Auntie, I'm fine. I'm not tired, and I don't feel any pain."

Since Third Aunt knew that it wasn't easy for these two kids to see each other again, she didn't try to persuade him too much. She simply handed over the bowl with the medicine to Xiao YuAn: "Then you should drink the medicine while it's still hot."

Xiao YuAn nodded, took the medicine bowl, and drank it all.

Third Aunt then put away the bowl, advised him two more times that he should rest, and then walked out of the wing room, gently closing the door behind her.

Xiao YuAn pouted, trying to swallow the bitter taste in his mouth left behind by the medicine, when his eyes fell on Yan HeQing's face. After thinking about it, he leaned down and stole a kiss, suddenly feeling that his mouth wasn't bitter anymore, and instead, it was replaced by a sweet taste.

Xiao YuAn touched his chin with one hand, and tilted his head. Suddenly, an idea came to him!

When the Tyrannical President woke up early in the morning, only to see his wife lying next to him... this must be how he's feeling right now!

Hm! This man's taste is unexpectedly damn sweet!

President Xiao put his hands on his legs, while thinking when will his wife wake up. Then, he planned on continuing kissing his wife, but as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw that Yan HeQing had opened his eyes, and was looking at him.

"Ah, did I wake you up?" Xiao YuAn hurriedly put down his hand.

Yan HeQing shook his head: "I've slept enough."

After saying that, Yan HeQing moved inside the bed, and stretched out a hand to Xiao YuAn.

Xiao YuAn, who was quite feisty just now, coughed lightly. When he lay down on his side, he rolled into Yan HeQing's arms, being comfortably held as he leaned against Yan HeQing's chest.

Yan HeQing, who had just woken up, was still a little bit confused as closed his eyes, then kissed Xiao YuAn's temples and eyebrows. After a long while passed, he asked: "Does your body hurt?"

Xiao YuAn laughed: "No, I don't feel any pain."

After a long time passed, Yan HeQing replied with a hmmm. He closed his eyes in a trance as he began to kiss Xiao YuAn's forehead again, but this time, Xiao YuAn tilted his head, directing his mouth to him. The lingering kiss had the bitter taste of traditional Chinese medicine, and when the kiss ended, Yan HeQing was finally completely awake.

Xiao YuAn then said: "Yan-ge, I think this scene feels kind of familiar."

"Hmm?"

"Ah! It was that time, in the Imperial Bedchamber in the Northern Kingdom, where you were dazed while on the Imperial bed. At that moment, you wanted to choke me to death as soon as you woke up!"

Xiao YuAn deliberately emphasized the words 'choking to death'.

Yan HeQing: ".... At that time I...."

"At that time you wanted to kill me, hmm! There's no mercy under your hands! You just wanted me dead."

"I....."

"Aren't we grown men? There's nothing to be bothered about. Let's just settle the score!"

".... How do we settle it?"

Xiao YuAn saw how easily Yan HeQing fell on his trap, he was so proud that his tail was up in the sky1. As he stretched his legs towards Yan HeQing, he said: "The first time we do it, you have to restrain yourself, and, can we not do it all night?"

Yan HeQing: "...."

Xiao YuAn continued: "It's settled then."

After he said that, Xiao YuAn showed a smug expression. However, as a result, Yan HeQing stretched out his hand and tapped on Xiao YuAn's spine, where his invisible 'tail' should be. Then Yan HeQing started to rub not so lightly anymore, causing Xiao YuAn to feel a shiver travel around his body.

Yan HeQing came closer to Xiao YuAn's earlobe and licked it carefully. At this, Xiao YuAn immediately felt his body burning up. Then Yan HeQing said in a low and provocative tone of voice: "Then, will we do it all night, without any restrain, except for the first time?"

Xiao YuAn: "..... No!!!"

Yan HeQing fell down, next to Xiao YuAn's ear, and laughed softly. He laughed so much that his waist went soft.

Xiao YuAn thought: 'What the fuck! I, at least, had studied the path of the Tyrannical President. But, how come the one who ends up jumping right into the trap is always me? No, no, I can't be passive!' At this, President Xiao said: "You, you, you don't laugh. I-, I, I will recite the Party Constitution. If you can't restrain yourself in the future, then! I'll! Recite! The Party! Constitution!"

Yan HeQing: "...... Block it?2"

Xiao YuAn then memorized a paragraph and recited it.

Yan HeQing: "....."

Xiao YuAn's original plan failed, but then, he came up with another one: "Wait!! I've another way! I also know the Great Compassion Mantra!3"

Yan HeQing: ".....The great what?"

Xiao YuAn then recited a mantra for a while, and when he was done, he asked Yan HeQing: "Do you feel like a Bodhi tree, or that your heart is as clear as a mirror? Do you still have 'those' thoughts on your mind?"

Yan HeQing: "Yes, there's only..... one left."

Xiao YuAn: "One? No way, even after my perfect recited mantra? So, you are unable to convert into a Buddhist?"

Yan HeQing: "No."

Xiao YuAn: "Then what is the thought inside your mind?"

Yan HeQing: "I want to 'hold' you until you faint."

Xiao YuAn: "..... A-alright? Bring it on!"

Xiao YuAn was ready to throw himself into Yan HeQing's arms, when suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the wing room. The knocking sounds were three short ones, and one long. Then, Zhang Changsong's old but spiritual voice came from the other side of the door: "The kidney is the 'master of dormancy', and is also the foundation of hiding, sealing, and storing the essence. Besides that, daytime lustful activities are-.... the internal activities would make the patient lose his essence, and if the essence it's emptied, the kidneys will suffer, and the patient would become weak.4"

Yan HeQing: "....."

Xiao YuAn: "....."

Slfjsldjskd why are they so cute????!!!! (∩´∀`∩)💕

But also;

XYA & YHQ: about to pop.

ZCS: NOT ON MY WATCH!

😂😂😂😂😂 XYA being cockblocked by his shifu akdjdkdjs ✨👌✨

Footnotes

尾巴都翘上天 wěi ba dōu qiào shàng tiān; It's a way to describe someone who's happy and looks like a puppy, whose tail is raised and swinging with happiness. XYA says: 党章 dǎng zhāng, which is the "Constitution of the Chinese Communist Party". But YHQ hears: 挡张 dǎng zhāng. [挡 dǎng] means "to resist / to obstruct / to keep off / to block (a blow) / to get in the way of". While [张 zhāng] means "to open up / to spread", and it's also a surname. 大悲咒 dà bēi zhòu; Sanskrit name "Nilakantha dharani", is a ritual speech, similar to an important mantra in Mahāyāna Buddhism. It's a well-known mantra in East Asia, often recited for protection and purification. The term "The kidney is the master of domancy" refers to the physiological characteristics of the kidney, which hides, seals and stores the essence, so it's also called "The kidney is the foundation of sealing". Because the kidney is the foundation of storage, one of the functions of the kidney is to "store essence". If the "essence" is full, then the kidneys can promote human growth and development, maintaining the function of the internal organs as normal. Deficiency of essence would lead to kidney disease. The word 'essence' [精 jīng] can mean "Vitality / energy / semen".