Chapter 1600: Di Cang's Decision (1)
Chapter 1600 "Di Cang's Decision (1)"
Bai Yan's face instantly got darker than a blackhole. Without delay, she slapped the perverted dog away so that he wouldn't keep staring at her underwear.
Towards this outcome, Bai Xiachen only wanted to clap his hand in support. He loves playing with Yellow the golden retriever, but he would never want him doing something so provocative towards his own mother.
Humph Humph! That's what you get for flipping Mother's skirt. Just wait till Baddie Father gets here, he will definitely beat your bum bum once he knows what you did!
"Mother, I didn't say anything wrong before, Yellow is not a good thing at all."
"He is indeed perverted like your dad, but it's also true you used him to take the blame." Bai Yan doesn't relent and won't let the boy shirk off the responsibility.
In support of that claim, the dog promptly howls out like an aggrieved little puppy, making those with a soft heart to melt away in pity. However, Yellow's sneaky little ploy won't work today.
"I will chop off your paws the next time you dare lift my skirt, understand?" Bai Yan harshly threatens the dog using her menacing eyes.
"Awooh?" Titling his head, the dog deliberately acts stupid to play the fool.
Humph humph! I am not going to stop, pantsy for life!
If one has the power to back themselves up then being a pervert like Di Cang wasn't an issue. It's not like anyone could a darn thing towards the great demon king. However, this golden retriever didn't have that luxury of being an almighty demon, thus he's no different from walking down the path of death. Thankfully Bai Yan herself wasn't going to stay too long, therefore making it less likely for Yellow the dog to kill himself off for good.
Immediately getting colder in the face after being taken lightly: "A dog's IQ isn't low to begin with, plus you're Di Cang's dog. I know you understand me, don't pretend you can't!"
"Awoohoohh?" Continuing on his path of suiciding, Yellow sprawls onto the ground and laid out his paws to show he's innocent.
Unfortunately a pervert never learns. Right as Bai Yan's complexion appeared a little warmer, the rascal of a dog immediately crawled forward and clung onto that white feminine leg to lick it like a disgusting filth that he was!
"Yellow!" Bai Xiachen flew into a rage, "Only I can hold onto Mother's leg, you go away!"
"Awoooh!" Since Yellow knew the boy wouldn't do anything to himself, the perverted mutt didn't relent and only showed off his devious smirk of victory.
Outraged at being dismissed, the steambun quickly ran over to give his friend there a light kick: "You let go of my mother's leg! Mother's leg belongs to me only! It's mine! If you keep doing this then I won't play with you anymore, I'm only going to play with Tangerine (cat) from now on!"
"Woooh!" Despite his unwillingness, the perverted mutt nevertheless relented since he does value being able to play with the steambun. But bad habits die hard. Right before letting go, Yellow made sure to give Bai Yan's leg another lick to satisfy his own cravings, thus thoroughly grossing out the lady from the heart's down.
Where in the world did this perverted dog come from? He's worse than Di Cang in bed! At least Di Cang would know when to hold back his urge when I warn him....
"Mother, are you short a leg bracelet?" Throwing himself at her leg this time around, Bai Xiachen looks up with his bright innocent eyes and asked.
If I can be hanged on Mother's leg then we won't ever need to separate....
Twitching in the corner of her eye due to the unrelenting clinginess of both dog and child, Bai Yan was starting to doubt her own choice in life: "When did you learn these words? Is it after coming to Earth?"
"Mother, I am a big learner." That's a confirmation.
Pulling her overly clingy son off the leg, Bai Yan gets all serious in the voice: "I am not short of a leg bracelet."