Chapter 1409: Taotie (7)

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"Wuwu... why are you hitting me... I don't know you... if you beat me again... wuwu... I'll bite you..." Taotie sat pitifully on the floor, enduring Vermillion Bird's violent beatings while lifting his oversized sleeves to wipe his tears.

Like that, he looked cute to the extreme.

"You don't know me?!!" Vermillion Bird completely exploded!

"You bastard! Who do you think made this father like this! You said you don't know me?! Do you believe that I won't kill you! Come and bite me! Do you think you are a dog?!" Vermillion Bird was truly unable to express his inner shock. Just before, he was so determined to exchange his life in order to save Shen Yanxiao from Taotie's attack.

But now, looking at Taotie's stupid-to-the-extreme appearance, he wanted to kill him with all his heart!

Holy Beast?

Holy Beast!

He just made all the high leveled magical beasts lose face!

Vermillion Bird seized this chance when he was chained up to kick him to death. Taotie, who was being kick around, could only cry. And Shen Yanxiao's stomach was already hurting badly from laughing too much.

Taotie had been kicked to the point that he was already annoyed. He incredibly opened his mouth and bit Vermillion Bird's calf.

Fortunately, Vermillion Bird reacted fast enough, and Taotie was only able to tear his trousers.

"You are really a dog!" Vermillion Bird groaned at Taotie who had a piece of torn cloth in his mouth and began to wonder how he had lost at the hands of this idiot.

"You are a dog! Your family is a dog!" Taotie looked at Vermillion Bird in tears and protested indignantly.

Shen Yanxiao was already laughing until she was lying on her stomach...

She was beating the ground with her fist, completely lacking care for her image.

"You... nevermind! I won't lower myself to your level!" Vermillion Bird really had enough of this thick-skinned and hopeless idiot. He could only angrily walk over to Shen Yanxiao's side and sit his butt down the ground.

Taotie rubbed the tears on his face, and sat properly with his short legs.

He helplessly looked at Shen Yanxiao who was laughing at him, and then said in a timid voice, "I am so hungry... Do you still have something to eat?"

Shen Yanxiao laughed until she was out of tears. She sat up straight, looked at the pitiful Taotie not knowing whether to laugh or cry anymore. She then neatly dumped all the piles of reserved foodstuff in her storage ring.

When Taotie saw the heap of food, his eyes sparkled brightly.

His appearance right now was truly no different from a little dog that had been hungry for a long time, who saw a pile of bones for the first time again.

Taotie extended his two small hands and, with the speed of a gust of wind sweeping the fallen leaves on the ground, he put all the food that had piled up into a mountain before him into his mouth. He did not even bother to chew as he swallowed the food directly.

Shen Yanxiao finally got to see first hand what was known as "All rivers run into the sea"[1].

That pile of food was three times the size of Taotie's human form, but in less than five minutes, there was not even a crumb left to be eaten. This speed was really as fierce and ferocious as it could be.

Taotie seemed to be not done yet; he also carefully licked his ten thin and soft little fingers, not wanting to waste anything at all.

After sweeping all the food clean, Taotie opened his pitiful eyes and looked at Shen Yanxiao once again, expressing that he still had not eaten enough...

Shen Yanxiao stared blankly for a moment, then she smiled bitterly and said, "I have no more food here."

Taotie immediately resembled a disappointed puppy as he lowered his head.

A moment later, holding a glimmer of hope, Taotie slowly raised his head and looked at Shen Yanxiao.

"In fact, it doesn't have to be food... As long as there is something that has the power of elements, I can eat it... ores, crystallic nucleus, magic nucleus, weapons... tables and chairs."

"Tables and chairs..." Shen Yanxiao's mouth was twitching slightly. This fella was really a real foodie. Aside from himself, he really dared to eat anything!

[1] Means very broad and very large. Prolly talking about Taotie's stomach.