Chapter 1307: Chapter 1,306, Little Wang Ling (thanks to "SimpleToo"for joining the Alliance, 8/16)
Splash!
A basin of cold water splashed on Zhao Qingxian's body.
He woke up from his coma and felt an incomparable pain in his skull.
The cold water seeped into his wound, causing Zhao Qingxian to Grimace in pain as he cried out in alarm.
Zhao Qingxian snapped out of his daze and realized that he was handcuffed.
The two police officers in charge of interrogating him were facing him.
The situation didn't seem right..
He remembered that he had lost consciousness during the process of teleportation after he was connected to the teleportation array in the divine realm... this might be the "Carsick"phenomenon caused by the teleportation speed being too fast.
But the problem was, how did he get all these injuries
And why did he appear in this police station?
Zhao Qingxian could not understand these things at all.
"This is earth, right..."Zhao Qingxian stared at the two police officers in front of him and asked with a serious expression.
The police officer was stunned, one of the police officers stared at Zhao Qingxian speechlessly. "Although you were beaten up like an alien, it's useless to pretend to be an alien here, understand? "Right now, we are establishing diplomatic relations with Planet Shendao, and all aliens have information files. "So, tell us the truth about your crime, or else you will suffer."
"The truth about your crime..."
The corner of Zhao Qingxian's mouth twitched, and he wanted to cry, but no tears came out.
He had just arrived on Earth, so how did he become a criminal suspect..
"You've made a big mistake! ! !"
The police officer looked at Zhao Qingxian very seriously. "Do you know, you beat yourself up like an alien and then hide in the toilet to scare people. It's very shameful! Very, very shameful!"
"What?"Zhao Qingxian was confused.
"The secretary general of Huaguo Water Curtain Group, Jiang Xiaoche, was scared to the point that he was unconscious! The situation is much more serious than you think!"
Zhao Qingxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Officer... I understand the logic! But who do you think would be so bored that they beat themselves up like pigs to scare others..."
"That's hard to say. Maybe there really is such a boring person."
The police officer chuckled. "We have already tested the scene and there are no traces of a third person, so we made such a conclusion. and... We have reason to doubt your orientation!"
Zhao Qingxian:"? ? ?"
The police officer: "According to the statement provided by the security personnel at the scene, when they found you, Your Hand had already reached into secretary Jiang's crotch!"
Zhao Qingxian:"? ? ?"
"So we based the facts on the basic reconstruction of the scene."
The police officer twirled the pen in his hand and told him his reasoning.
"First, you coveted secretary Jiang for a long time, so you beat yourself up like a pig and hid in the toilet to scare secretary Jiang. You tried to scare secretary Jiang until he fainted, then you tried to plot against him."
"..."
"Second, because Secretary Jiang was scared, he accidentally bumped into your head, causing you to fall to the ground at the same time. Then, the security guards at the scene rushed into the toilet and happened to see your hand..."
With that, the police officer was filled with righteous indignation and slammed the table heavily.
He thought of the incident in room n not long ago, and the anger on his face was even more obvious!
These people who could not control their own desires should get lost and be severely punished by the heavenly axiom!
At the same time, he also felt sorry for Secretary Jiang, who had yet to recover from his shock.
When going out, no matter if it was a girl or a boy, they had to protect themselves!
How could this secretary-general go crazy just because he said so..
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In the true venerate hall of the fighting sect, as the second kidnapped Jiang Xiaoche was teleported here by Lord Ma, the whole swap plan was successfully carried out.
When Jiang Xiaoche was sent here, he was in a coma. In a very strange posture, he was sent here with his buttocks sticking out.
"They do things very neatly."Crispy Noodles Dao monarch smiled slightly and took the initiative to step forward and Flip Jiang Xiaoche over.
Then, he found that Jiang Xiaoche's zipper was wide open, and there was an unknown liquid oozing out..
This scene forced crispy noodles dao monarch to quickly withdraw his hand and wasn't going to touch Jiang Xiaoche again.
As Wang Ling's "Real clone,"crispy noodles dao monarch also had his own distinct personality traits.
For example: Mysophobia.
In the case of eating crispy noodles, Wang Ling didn't mind grabbing the crumbs in the bag with his bare hands, which caused his fingers to be covered in seasoning powder.
Crispy Noodles Dao monarch, on the other hand, was different. He had to wear gloves or use a spell to guide the crumbs into his mouth..
If he directly grabbed them, he wouldn't be able to accept it psychologically at all.
"Let me do it."Immortal Zhenyuan saw this and took the initiative to step forward to help crispy noodles dao monarch out of his predicament.
He couldn't help but laugh when he saw crispy noodles dao monarch condensing the water in the air to wash his hands. "Senior crispy noodles dao monarch's mysophobia is a bit strong. Is it really that exaggerated?"
"It's not a matter of whether it's exaggerated or not."
Crispy Noodles Dao monarch shook his head. "I feel like I'm not clean after touching him!"
"..."
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At the same time, in Room 328 of the battle sect's underground retreat cellar. Odd Zhuo, Heavenly Dao of death and Lotus Sun were here under the protection of the battle sect.
The battle sect's underground retreat cellar was designed for all disciples who needed to go into seclusion. There were a total of 3,000 secret rooms.
In a while, Jiang Xiaoche and Yi Zhiyang would also be sent to separate secret rooms here for protection.
These two people were like ticking time bombs.
One of them could awaken as a child of the void at any time, so the task of monitoring these two people was indeed a long and arduous one.
But with crispy noodles dao monarch and immortal zhenyuan, the two war sect generals, guarding this place, they believed that even if they ran into trouble, they would be able to solve it easily.
In Secret Room 328, Lotus Sun looked at the feedback coming from Zhenzhen Palace Hall and was slightly startled. "Senior Odd Zhuo, I didn't think that big brother Jiang might be a child of the Void..."
Odd Zhuo: "Are you surprised?"
"No."
Lotus Sun shook her head. "Actually, I'm even more surprised that there's someone in the hall who looks so much like student Wang Ling."
"Are you talking about crispy noodles dao monarch?"
"Is this senior called Crispy Noodles Dao monarch?"
The girl was stunned. "I told you it wasn't student Wang Ling... Student Wang Ling never talks so much in one chapter in a row!"
Odd Zhuo smiled. "That was Shifu's real clone to begin with, and it was split from his original body. You can think of it as Shifu's 'son,'which is little Wang Ling? So of course it's like him!"
Little Wang Ling..
The girl seemed to have thought of something, and her face turned red.
"Then what exactly is a real clone?"Lotus Sun asked.
"When an ordinary clone receives a heavy blow, it usually immediately dissipates and doesn't possess intelligence. Instead, it acts according to the original body's instructions. "But a real clone is different. Not only does it have a long-lasting combat ability, but it also has a self-awareness,"odd zhuo replied briefly.
"Thank you, senior, I roughly understand."
Lotus sun nodded. She looked at crispy noodles dao monarch on the screen and was a little absent-minded.
This was a very wonderful feeling