Chapter 1306: I'm Already Bored (*R)

(MC POV)

We've been in the centre of the universe for about a month now and I realised one thing...

I'm bored.

Easy life is boring as hell.

I wake up, fuck, eat, fuck, play with Cai Hong, fuck, eat again and then have an orgy with the girls before we sleep together. Then it's the same process all over again.

Sure it was good the first few days but no matter how good something is, you're going to get used to it and then it becomes a routine.

And once it becomes routine...

"Sluuurp~"

"Ahhnnn~ Master~~ I want mooore~"

"Unnn..." Was my response as I ejaculated onto the waiting hands of Diao Chan as she took all of my seed greedily before licking it clean from her hands.

In the meantime, Lian Li was busy cleaning my cock of any vestiges of cum dutifully, her face one of ecstasy as she did it.

There was still pleasure, but it just felt... Plain... After all, with nothing else for me to do, all I've done is just sink into a pit where our only entertainment was the pleasures of the flesh ever since I came here.

I will admit that it made me question if an 'easy life' like this was really worth it.

As though sensing my thoughts, Lian Li pulled back from swallowing my cock with a loud 'pop'.

"Is something wrong, Master?" She asked, though her hand remained firmly on my cock as she continued to stroke it up and down.

I smiled at her, "Do you want the ugly truth or the beautiful lie?"

Hey, I'm honest with my disciples. If I had asked them the same question, I would have expected them to be honest with me as well, that's why I would be honest with them too.

"The truth, Master." Lian Li replied almost instantly.

"Well... The truth is that I'm bored."

Both Lian Li and Diao Chan froze upon hearing my words.

"Bored... Master?" Lian Li repeated.

I nodded, confirming that she did not hear incorrectly.

Diao Chan hopped onto her feet, "Oh! Does that mean that it's time for the kinky stuff?"

I raised an eyebrow at her, "If you are going to suggest that we do another 'surprise rape', we've already done that a few days ago.

"Oh? We have? Then there's others too!"

"We have also done the 'reverse mind control gang bang', the 'zero gravity orgy', the 'tentacle room' and even the 'aphrodisiac reverse rape' scenarios."

"Ah... Hmm... I guess I'll have to get more creative then... Oh! What does Master think about--"

I raised my hand to cut her off, "I would actually prefer to not have something to do with sex again..."

Lian Li got up on her feet and sat on my lap, "Mmm... Then what does Master have in mind?"

"I don't have anything... Which is why I'm honestly bored."

Lian Li then raised her hand, "That's not good! In that case, we need an emergency meeting!!"

She shot a bolt of lightning into the sky and all three of us were suddenly fully dressed. A second passed and everyone else materialised in front of us, including Cai Hong and Iris.

"You called, Lian Li?" Manami asked, her body tensed.

I'm guessing the fact that everyone seemed to be ready to fight meant that that was supposed to be some kind of emergency signal that Lian Li would send to inform everyone about some kind of threat.

Cai Hong might have also been instructed to come to be evacuated just in case.

But is it alright to be used for something like this? It's not like there's a threat here right now...

"Everyone! We have an emergency!" Lian Li called out, looking serious despite still seated on my lap. "Master is bored!!"

Everyone stared at her silently, then shifted their gaze to me before shifting it back to her.

See? Look at how everyone is stunned at this. They're clearly wondering why you used such an important signal to call them for something so trivial.

"This is certainly a great crisis, you're right to have called us, Lian Li," Kiyomi nodded thoughtfully.

"Yes! We can't have that! This is a big emergency!!" Elaria agreed.

Eh? What? How is this even a 'great crisis'? I'm just bored, that's all?

Lian Li pumped her fist, "That's right! We're all gathered here now to help Master relieve Him of His boredom! Who has any ideas?! And before anyone tried, Master has specifically requested that it needs to be something unrelated to sex!"

Cai Hong raised her hand while jumping up and down, "Cai Hong! Pick Cai Hong!"

Lian Li pointed to the little dragon, "Alright! First suggestion from Cai Hong!"

"Cai Hong thinks Papa would like cuddles!"

Well... That prompted everyone to rush towards me to form a group hug.

Mmm... This is nice, but it won't relieve me of the boredom in the long run though... Not that I would say it our lou--

"While this is nice, Master would not have His boredom relieved in the long run," Iris informed them, speaking out my thoughts aloud.

... I guess I should thank her for saying it in my stead...

Lian Li popped her head out from the group hug, "That is true! Good suggestion Cai Hong, but we'll need another one! Next!"

Diao Chan raised her hand.

My golden haired disciple immediately pouted at the goddess of Aspiration, "Master already said nothing related to sex."

"Oh come on! Why would you assume that everything I say is related to sex?!"

"Fine... What do you have to suggest?"

"We can all line up in a line and Master would take a whip and--"

"Rejected! Next!!"

Manami raised her hand, "How about we have another date with Master?"

"That would need Master to create more Worlds, doesn't it? We should not be making Master do more work! Rejected!" Lian Li answered.

I actually don't mind but I suppose it might be too soon to do another one since we only recently came back from one. Plus solo dates with each of the girls again would make everyone else bored too and I'd like to avoid that.

Brendan raised his hand this time, "Umm... Since Master is bored because we've pretty much been doing the same things everyday... Perhaps if we were to let others come here to see Master, it might offer a change of pace?"

"Ohh! We can make it a festival then! That's a great idea, Brendan! What do you think, Master?"

A festival huh? I guess it has indeed been a while since we last participated in one.

But I guess we can only invite the other gods to attend this since normal mortals wouldn't be able to attend.

Yeah, that sounds like it might be interesting.

I nodded, "Let's do it."