Chapter 1

Where am I?

I woke, and the first thing that came to my eyes was a beautiful sight . The gloomy sky stretched as far as the horizon . Light shines through the deep water like an halo . The sun is about to rise . The view of the sunrise from the top of a high mountain glittered like a rainbow, and I was thoroughly impressed .

The moon is setting on the other side of the horizon . A huge silver disk that I didn't see . It's top is disappearing on the other side of the horizon right now .

It's an overwhelming scene . I have lived for 30 years and I haven't seen such a beautiful scene . It's strange that I don't cry .

No wait . I lived for 30 years? Am I still alive? I mean, I'm dead?

The scene I saw last, was a bright red convertible that was in bad taste . The man in the driver seat had a smartphone in one hand, thinking about the day after tomorrow, and a laugh like a horse .

Yes, even while driving . He laughed happily . But I didn't have fun at all this fucking bastard!

And so, I remembered so much my heart cried... ... . I should be dead . No, I'm dead?

『U-mu . What is that thing?』

『So . Are you finally awake?』

『Uo! Who is it?』

Suddenly a voice sounded . The figure isn't seen in the surrounding area . No, doesn't it echo in my head?

『It's going to be hard, so hang in there . 』

『Eh? EH?』

『Well, see you ar-』

Then, I couldn't hear the man's voice anymore .

『Eh? Hell-o?』

I called out, but there wasn't any answer . Just what was that? Auditory hallucination? But I heard it clearly... ... .

Then, in order to look at the surrounding area, I tried to move .

My body doesn't move .

『Oof? But Why? Or rather, what was I?』

I thought I was tied up, but it doesn't seem that simple .

My body feels strange . First I don't have any feeling in my hands and feet . No, in the first place, everything besides them feel strange .

『No eyelids . Eyes... ... . If I can't feel my eyes, how can I see?』

I looked down at my body . I was a little uneasy, but I could move my gaze .

『 . . . ... It's a sword . 』

In my line of sight, lodged inside a pedestal, was a sword .

For some reason, my body is a sword, and I understand it is natural . The situation is beyond the scope of understanding . But even so, if a sword = myself, without a doubt, I understood it .

Eyes――ish thing, is in the sword's foundation .

『I died... ... and reincarnated as a sword?』

What second-rate light novel is this . I want to think that this is a dream, but I can't pinch my cheeks with this body .

『For the time being, a sense of skin?There's something like that . 』

My body is a blade, that pierces the pedestal beneath it, is something I understood . It was different from the feeling of touching skin, but there was some feeling of touch .

『Another world?』

That much is certain .

Anyways, the sun and the moon are out at the same time . It isn't the huge silver moon that set a moment ago, it's a smaller moon . Besides, red, blue, green, purple and yellow, pink, there are six more moons that sparkle in the sky .

『Usually, when it's a light novel of a different world reincarnation thing, there's usually a cheat ability . 』

Would I who reincarnated as a sword, in the first place be able to handle a skill?

『The classic reincarnation cheat is appraisal but... ... . Oh, seriously? 』

Somehow there seems to have been a convenient development in our circumstances .

I was safely able to confirm my status .

Name: Unknown

Wielder Registrant: None

Race: Intelligent Weapon

Attack:132 Mana: 200/200 Durability:100/100

Skills

Appraisal: Lv6, Self-Repair, Self-Evolving, Self-Modifying, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Wielder Status Small Boost, Wielder Recovery Small Boost, Skill Sharing, Magician .

Something like that, seems amazing .

Appraisal: Lv6: Information on what I see, is displayed .

Self-Repair: It repairs damage done to the weapon automatically . Unless it's been completely destroyed, reconstruction is possible .

Self-Evolution: Despite being a weapon, it has various evolutions .

Self-Modification: Alters oneself, and optimizes it .

Telekinesis: Using magic, one can manipulate an object without using my body .

Telepathy: Using magic, one can speak to another person's mind . Bypassing language, mutual understanding is possible .

Wielder Status Small Boost: All states of the wielder are increased by 5 .

Wielder Recovery Small Boost: HP, MP, Stamina, and Magical Power recovery rate is boosted by 20% .

Skill Share: With the registered wielder, it's possible to give them a skill .

Magician: Feel the flow of magic . Proof of a Magician .

I might be really amazing? At the least, I'm not an ordinary weapon . I might have the ability to be classified as a rare or unique weapon . However, why is my name unknown? Is appraisal too low leveled or is it not from the original?

Well, I don't understand it too well, but it's fine for now .

Next is to check my appearance . My blade is a mysterious white metal that shines, with a blue line, and even at a first look it's very beautiful .

The muted hues of the elegant golden guard has a carving of a brave wolf on it, and a red oriental ribbon . On the handle, in red and white braid, a lattice pattern has been woven .

But that's self praise, but no matter how you look at it, it's not a ordinary mass-produced item . I think the sword is of considerable value . But, I don't know how strong an attack power of 132 is . The possibility that the sword is just some very expensive ornament isn't zero . However, because of the skills, I don't think that's so .

If I was, that would be the worst . If I was just some rich sword, I would plunge myself into a hearth and probably die (?) .

However, it is a gorgeous sword . If this was an RPG, it would be the equivalent of the appearance of a mysterious figure .

『But, it's only a sword . 』

In my mind, I made a sigh .

It doesn't meant that I was good looking when I was alive . That being said, I wasn't ugly enough to stand out . I was a minor character that was everywhere . So, I don't have any lingering attraction my body when I was alive . Rather, even after reincarnating, I didn't have any complaints . Instead, it was my wish to change .

That said, I wouldn't be a sword . Sword .

Now, I can't eat food or play games either . I can't even get rid of my virginity .

Is, is that so . If it's me the fact that I'm a sage is decided! Another life where I must live carrying this burden .

『......』

I despair . If I had arms and legs I would be throwing the down to the ground in sadness .

[T/N:Think orz]

I mean, the magician skill, is it that sort of thing? Which reminds me . Only that skill is a different color than the others, but it feels different... . . . Stop fucking with me! Don't laugh!

How long was I feeling depressed for, even I don't know . Was it 5 minutes or 1 hour? During the time that I was stunned, it seems it became something silly . .

『Now because I'm a sword, do I need to worry about such a thing? Anyhow, I'm a sword . 』

Besides, if I didn't reincarnate, I would have died on the spot . When thinking about it carefully, I might actually be quite lucky . Even though I died, I am still able to be conscious in this way .

That sounds right to me . Not everyone has the experience of becoming a sword . If I don't have fun, isn't that a failure?

If that's what I believe, I think I've made a breakthrough . Isn't that not escapism?

An unexpected second life . Well, a sword life . I might as well aim for the summit of sword . It might be better that way .

What's the top as a sword? Well, having someone use me is most important, I'm out of the question . For example . A hero? But the sword of a hero goes through many hardships . I would fight against the demon lord . Depending on the situation I might get broken . That means in the end I would need the teacher of a legendary blacksmith to repair me . Also, the hero might be a fool spouting about justice with hot defined muscles . Probably a handsome guy . The exact opposite of me . To be honest, I don't think we would get along well .

I might as well be used by a woman . It's best if she's pretty, nor should she be clumsy . That's several levels better than a muscle-headed hero .

After that, her skill with a sword . A brilliant swordsman, using me to mow down enemies, and becoming a hero . And that beloved sword is recorded inside textbooks several hundred years later .

... ... Well, if it's just a dream it's easy if I'm just saying it . Do I need to make a major compromise? For now, let leave this plain .

I can't hear the man's voice at all, so I guess I'll leave .