Chapter 641: Kiss And Fist

The Incubus System Chapter 631. Kiss And Fist

"Sure thing," one of them said, his voice dripping with false sincerity. "We'd be happy to escort you to the alley. Just let us take those bags for you."

I handed over my shopping bags, trying to hide my triumphant smile.

We walked in silence, the two men flanking me on either side as we made our way down the crowded street. I tried to keep my breathing steady and my demeanor calm, but inside I was shaking with excitement. I was impatient to see how the prank would go.

Finally, we reached the alley. It was a narrow, cramped space between two buildings, littered with trash and debris. The light was dim and flickering, and I could hear the sound of rats scurrying in the shadows.

I turned to the two men calmly. "This is it," I said confidently. "You can leave my bags here."

The two men looked at each other, their expressions uncertain. "Are you sure?" one of them asked, his voice laced with suspicion. "We promised to escort you to your destination, and we don't want to leave you alone in this alley."

"I only asked you to put my bags, not leave me." A forced seductive smile on my lips. "I'm sure. You need your hands to touch them." I folded my arms under my boobs and hugged them tightly. It made them look fuller. My gaze pointed at my boobs, showing what I meant clearly.

"Just put my bags carefully," I reminded them.

The two men looked at each other again as a nasty smile bloomed on their faces. Then just like my request, they put down the bags and came to me with vigorous steps.

When they were two meters from me, I snapped my fingers and used my skill.

'Illusion!'

[What do you want to create?]

'Make me disappear from their sight and when they see each other, they think it's me.'

[Accepted!]

The dark aura reeked from the snap and covered the empty alley. In an instant, they held their steps and froze like a statue with blank eyes.

A second later, the two men looked at each other. Their confusion was clear on their faces. I could see the uncertainty in their eyes.

"Miss, you look so beautiful," the man broke the silence between them. Then he reached the elf's chest.

The elf responded. "Look at those nice boobies," he muttered and wrapped his hand around the man's chest. They gazed into each other's eyes with a look of pure lust, lost in their own little world of desire, completely ignoring my presence.

They were both completely engrossed in each other, their bodies pressed together as they flirted and teased. Their hands were constantly touching and caressing. They seemed completely oblivious to the world around them, lost in their own little bubble of desire.

I could hear their voices, low and husky as they whispered sweet things in each other's ears. And then, I saw them lean in for a kiss. Their lips locked together in a passionate embrace. They were completely lost in the moment, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's mouths.

An evil smirk bloomed on my face. My gaze fixated on them. "Pfft! Eat that, you monkey brains," I muttered. I couldn't imagine their faces after they regained consciousness.

As they flirted with each other, I snapped my fingers again and used my Telekinesis skill. The invisible force lifted all my bags and they flew to me. My Illusion skill was an area skill. What the by-passers saw was an empty alley. Still, I decided to get away from here as soon as possible.

'Teleportation!' I moved to the rooftop of the next building with my bags and sat down at the stone fence. My gaze was still locked on them who were below me. It was a short building so I still could see and hear them just fine.

Then I canceled my Illusion skill.

In shock, they released their hug and pushed each other.

"What the hell are you doing, you idiot!" the man shouted, his voice laced with anger. "Get off me!"

"You're the one who started this, you jerk!" the elf yelled back, his fists flying. "I'm not going to let you get away with it!"

The two men had started to fight, their bodies locked together in a tangle of arms and legs. They were punching and kicking, their faces twisted in rage as they shouted and cursed at each other.

My grin widened as they fought. It was so funny. I even had to cover my mouth to hold my laughter.

The two men engaged in physical combat. Their muscles rippled and strained as they fought. I watched that good show with a grin on my face. It was amusing to see them go at it, their fists flying and their faces contorted in anger.

But as the brawl dragged on, a look of confusion began to spread across their features. They seemed to be realizing that I was no longer there, that I had somehow managed to slip away while they were preoccupied with their fight.

"Wait a minute," one of them said, his brow furrowed in confusion. "Where is that girl? Did she trick us?"

His face red with anger, the other man simply shrugged his shoulders. "I have no idea," he growled. "But we'll find her, don't worry."

They looked around, their eyes scanning the surrounding area as they tried to find me. But of course, it was useless. They would never be able to find me.

I couldn't help but laugh. My plan had worked perfectly, and now the two men were left standing there, completely bewildered and unsure of what to do next.

'Time to return.' Satisfied with the show, I got up and decided to return.

'Portal.' The black hole appeared behind me. And with a sense of satisfaction, I slipped away with my shopping bags hovering on both sides of me as I disappeared into the darkness.